This beat's so sweet
Call it Fruit Loops
Make 'em scream ice cream
Give 'em two scoops
D Earth comes first in the food groups
Give you shit to chew through
Like yo momma used to
Yo it's D Earth
It's time for dessert
Out the freezer
A crowd pleaser
I make yer teeth hurt if you bite me
If you want another, better ask politely
& you know I'm getting seconds
Eat it all again
And I'll savor every flavor
Neapolitan
& you know I'm eating takeout
If you call it in
Ya'll charlatans can't digest me
I make knees shake with my cheesecake
No surprise, you make eyes at my cream pies
& ya'll go nuts for my donuts
Eat 'til ya throw up
Souffle, blow up
Ya'll say please for my cookies
Ya'll get randy for my candy
Ya'll go loco for my fro yo
Swallow my gelato
And my fried dough by the boatload
Ya'll play nice for my shaved ice
My snow cone make the hoes moan
My sorbet's like gourmet foreplay
Holy cannoli
That's amore
Call me Davey Crockett
I remember the a-la-mode
Never past my expiration date
Who you calling old?
Every buffet will one day stop
So enjoy yer brownie sundae with this cherry on top