Don't yuck my yum What I like It ain't what you like So why are you like "That shit is dumb"? Don't yuck my yum I don't give a fuck what you think It's my kink Why you give a nickel 'bout what tickles me pink? We don't gotta be in sync This I promise you What stinks to you to me might be perfume Tryna fix me when I ain't broke? Quit it Different strokes for different folks I ain't talkin 'bout swimming Cuz one man's poison is another man's meat To each their own Can't we agree to disagree? Don't yuck my yum

Stop killing black people Ya'll motherfuckers can suck my dick Stop killing black people ya'll You ain't worth the shit that you wallowing in Stop killing black people Ya'll motherfuckers can suck my dick Stop killing black people ya'll Choke on your ham We ain't swallowin it (I don't want no) pork tenderloin or pork shoulder After #BlueFall ya'll pigs are over Ya'll lookin too much like soldiers So much for law & order (Or decency) Take your fucking knee off black necks That's no authority I'll respect Porcine sovereignty I'll reject I'ma go Pooh on you Piglets How will we survive on a no-swine diet? We eat fine, maybe we should try it Go ham on social programs To prevent crime and violence Don't remain silent Open your eyelids Recognize my implicit bias Covering your body cam can't hide it This swine flu ham's a sham and a damn virus (Pork for sale? Motherfucker don't buy it) Wanna see that bacon shakin in the pan Running wee wee wee as fast as it can Until no hog can flog a black man Together we stand How's this for a plan? Stop killing black people Ya'll motherfuckers can suck my dick Stop killing black people ya'll You ain't worth the shit that you wallowing in Stop killing black people Ya'll motherfuckers can suck my dick Stop killing black people ya'll Choke on your ham We ain't swallowin it

Eat it like a cheeseburger Eat it like a hot dog You a beef frank? Well to be frank you taste like shit Whether on a bun or deep fried on a fuckin stick Lookin like a dick with that flaccid penis shape Between my lips that wienerschnitzel will not penetrate Put that hot dog down like Old Yeller That mystery meat's gon' give ya salmonella I reject 'em cuz they made with pig rectums They're at garbage end of the nutritional spectrum I don’t eat 'em if they pork I don’t eat 'em if they Kosher I always swerve them hot dogs when I'm shopping at the grocer Gobbling dogs should be a criminal misdemeanor Blowjobs are the only time you should eating wiener Food fight I relish the thought I mustered the courage To tear your buns up Food night You'll never catch up Now you're in a pickle You better give up Eat these Mickey-Ds clowns? Forget it The only kinda (wr)rap you good at is lettuce Bada-bah-bah-bah I ain't lovin it You hamburgers need help Go run to your oven mitt I look like a dildo that a hot woman would strap on While you look like dog shit that has recently been stepped on Are you meat motherfucker or a pancake? Making hamburger is just ruining some damn steak I’ll assassinate the Burger King gladly He’s a bitch That's why they call him burger patty I'll storm his White Castle End the lives of all Five Guys Smash the Burgers and be In-N-Out of there in no time You know tummies gon' choose me when they famished I’m a ballpark classic You a hyped up sammich Mouths take a single bite and they don't wanna finish There's a reason that your mascot's named Grimace I'm a foot long and my flow is red hot One bite of me and you don't wanna stop I’m like Cujo that's been dipped in lava That’s one hot ma-fuckin dog At the barbecue it's like a hot dog holocaust Oh my gosh People gobble me like Kobayashi But a burger? The only way folks will take it Is doubled up and cuddled up beneath a cheese blanket So swerve burgers whether you're at Trader Joe's or Gelson's I burned you 'til this meat was murdered Now this burger's well done Food fight I relish the thought I mustard the courage To tear your buns up Food night You'll never ketchup Now you're in a pickle You better give up Eat it like a cheeseburger Eat it like a hot dog

You a turkey girl? Do you wanna get stuffed? You a turkey girl? I wanna gobble you up Dark meat Light meat Ooh I think she like me Eating turkey nightly Might be appetizing Breast Thighs Legs Wings Thankful for these blessings When she takes off her dress-ings Yo turkeys are the best things Hey was this turkey brining? Cuz it wet before I was dining Imma eat her secret recipe until I am obese Cuz she a masterpiece Dumb thick Eat it like a drumstick Ring a dinner bell and know that imma come quick Ya'll heard that I gobble bird til I’m sleepy So thankful you let this Pilgrim in your teepee Put in my thermometer Ooh I think she done On turkeys it’s open season Leftovers for days Nothing goes to waste Bastin gravy Sprayin like mace I just wanna taste it I just wanna taste it Giblets in my face

Peanut gallery, pipe down I'm fuckin nuts I'm nuttier than a fruitcake I mack on dames That's why they call me macadamia Insane in the membrane Schizophrenia You ain't worth peanuts Dude I’ll out cashew I got more green than pistachios I'll smash you Like a fresh sheet of peanut brittle This shit sounds straight out the mental hospital Now you looking for a payout? Psssht as if But I'll put my Peter Pan in yer hand in a Jif I'm fuckin nuts My nine drops shells like it's eating peanuts in the cheap seats I'm fuckin nuts I don't give a fuck about yer allergies Ya’ll gon' eat these I'm fuckin nuts & mine done broke the jaws of all toy soldiers who tried to bite I'm fuckin nuts & I'll eat ya'll assholes raw by the handful every day & every night I spit hot fire & I roast you Chestnuts Snack on my sack 'til you looking like Precious You a peanut butter junkie You been gobbling my nuts so long you got chunky Cuz I'm smooth as silk You're squeezing on my nuts Like you're making almond milk Grinding on my nuts Like you're tryna make pesto Sweet like Reese's Let’s go al fresco Eat my nuts 'til they make you sick In a nutshell I'm a fucking lunatic Watch my nut tree grow Cuz everybody fucking knows I'm fuckin nuts My gat bust caps like an acorn fell out the oak tree I'm fuckin nuts & I'm one tough nut to crack No slack-jawed bloke ever broke me I'm fuckin nuts & mine done broke the jaws of all toy soldiers who tried to bite I'm fuckin nuts & I'll eat ya'll assholes raw by the handful every day & every night I'm nuttier than a fruitcake

D Earth in the south Hot chicken in your mouth My flow's hotter than a Nashville chicken be Bringing home the bacon Cuz I'm smokin like hickory No trickery Flier than a chickadee Metaphorically Chicks never get sick of me I'll butter your biscuit If you kiss my grits Spit hotter than Prince's So wear your oven mitts Cuz I'm on a mission, a master plot & I'm Nashville hot Ooh too spicy But I ain't taking it back Sippin on that iced tea Eating baby backs My greens collared make em hoot and holler I'm raking dollars while you live in squalor Your dick is smaller than a nightcrawler Spittin fire on this shit is like shooting fish in a Cracker Barrel I mob deep, with 30 to 50 hogs they feral Fuck with us you in peril The only bbq you eat is crow like Sheryl "What if we bought some Western apparel?" If ya got two boot pairs for the price of one Ya'll still couldn’t fill mine, son! I'll butter your biscuit If you kiss my grits Spit hotter than Prince's So wear your oven mitts Cuz I'm on a mission, a master plot & I'm Nashville hot

This beat's so sweet Call it Fruit Loops Make 'em scream ice cream Give 'em two scoops D Earth comes first in the food groups Give you shit to chew through Like yo momma used to Yo it's D Earth It's time for dessert Out the freezer A crowd pleaser I make yer teeth hurt if you bite me If you want another, better ask politely & you know I'm getting seconds Eat it all again And I'll savor every flavor Neapolitan & you know I'm eating takeout If you call it in Ya'll charlatans can't digest me I make knees shake with my cheesecake No surprise, you make eyes at my cream pies & ya'll go nuts for my donuts Eat 'til ya throw up Souffle, blow up Ya'll say please for my cookies Ya'll get randy for my candy Ya'll go loco for my fro yo Swallow my gelato And my fried dough by the boatload Ya'll play nice for my shaved ice My snow cone make the hoes moan My sorbet's like gourmet foreplay Holy cannoli That's amore Call me Davey Crockett I remember the a-la-mode Never past my expiration date Who you calling old? Every buffet will one day stop So enjoy yer brownie sundae with this cherry on top