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Suck My Dick I'm a Shark

by Diatomaceous Earth

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HAPPY SHARK WEEK. off the upcoming REBIRTH MIXTAPE.

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tits in bikinis
grillin up some weenies
shit hits the fan when a motherfucker see me
shark in the water
you outta get out quick
i'm a fish bitch
now consume my tartar sauce dick
i crossed this ocean
to eat bitches with tan lotion
no emotion
roastin these boastin bitches with fire spits
i admit it ain't right
eatin just the finest chicks
give em my caucasian dick
so they call me the great white
mack the knife ain't got shit on me
of a tasty morsel bitch
you are the epitome
i got 20 rows of teeth
i need to feed
jesus please
water turning burgundy
fin circling
gurgling
next time you go snorkeling
fuckin listen to me sing

and i'll finish in your mouth
yeah girl i'll keep you fed
and i hit that mouth hard
they call me the hammerhead
more dead in my belly
than kids in bed with r kelly
tell me that you feel me
and i'll eat you like i'm at a deli
like a fat kid eatin jelly donuts
i'ma go nuts
oh fuck
i'm a marine carnivore carvin whores new ones
as they spew blood into the atlantic
(ain't this shit romantic)
slangin whale shark dick
with matching whale shark balls
call my daddy steven spielberg
because i am fuckin jaws
tearing out your fuckin throat
chomping bodies as they float
all around me
and i quote "i think we need a bigger boat"
receiving fellatio
from this bitch with a birthmark
suckin on her giant tits
so they call me the nurse shark
is that an air tank in your mouth
oh wait it's my fuckin dick
i'ma blow yer dome up now
smile ya son of a bitch

teeth sharper than a dagger
like viagra i go hard
i've consumed at least 2 of each creature
yeah i'm noah's ark
very nice to meet ya bitch
i spit hot fire
now you're charred
i never stop swimming like an olympic race
1000 yards
michael phelps
leave you on the ocean floor
with the kelp
lungs filled with water makes it harder to scream help
what was that you felt
brushing up against your tanned ass
oh i think it was myself
as i fuckin swam past
bout to chomp a piece of that
make a fuckin feast of that
i'm a beast & you're a beauty
soon to be deceased at that
but before i gobble bitches
i am such a sick fuck
my fins and gills can't scratch the itch
i gotta get my dick sucked
yeah i may have feasted on cuba's bird in deep blue sea
now the tables have been turned
and i find my bird eating me
you can take yer time ho
i'll be quick then depart
getting brain
i'm on her mind yo
suck my dick i'm a shark

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released July 21, 2011

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