1. |
Yuck
01:08
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Don't yuck my yum
What I like
It ain't what you like
So why are you like
"That shit is dumb"?
Don't yuck my yum
I don't give a fuck what you think
It's my kink
Why you give a nickel 'bout what tickles me pink?
We don't gotta be in sync
This I promise you
What stinks to you to me might be perfume
Tryna fix me when I ain't broke?
Quit it
Different strokes for different folks
I ain't talkin 'bout swimming
Cuz one man's poison is another man's meat
To each their own
Can't we agree to disagree?
Don't yuck my yum
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2. |
No Swine Diet
01:24
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Stop killing black people
Ya'll motherfuckers can suck my dick
Stop killing black people ya'll
You ain't worth the shit that you wallowing in
Stop killing black people
Ya'll motherfuckers can suck my dick
Stop killing black people ya'll
Choke on your ham
We ain't swallowin it
(I don't want no) pork tenderloin or pork shoulder
After #BlueFall ya'll pigs are over
Ya'll lookin too much like soldiers
So much for law & order
(Or decency)
Take your fucking knee off black necks
That's no authority I'll respect
Porcine sovereignty I'll reject
I'ma go Pooh on you Piglets
How will we survive on a no-swine diet?
We eat fine, maybe we should try it
Go ham on social programs
To prevent crime and violence
Don't remain silent
Open your eyelids
Recognize my implicit bias
Covering your body cam can't hide it
This swine flu ham's a sham and a damn virus
(Pork for sale? Motherfucker don't buy it)
Wanna see that bacon shakin in the pan
Running wee wee wee as fast as it can
Until no hog can flog a black man
Together we stand
How's this for a plan?
Stop killing black people
Ya'll motherfuckers can suck my dick
Stop killing black people ya'll
You ain't worth the shit that you wallowing in
Stop killing black people
Ya'll motherfuckers can suck my dick
Stop killing black people ya'll
Choke on your ham
We ain't swallowin it
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3. |
Food Fight
02:37
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Eat it like a cheeseburger
Eat it like a hot dog
You a beef frank?
Well to be frank you taste like shit
Whether on a bun or deep fried on a fuckin stick
Lookin like a dick with that flaccid penis shape
Between my lips that wienerschnitzel will not penetrate
Put that hot dog down like Old Yeller
That mystery meat's gon' give ya salmonella
I reject 'em cuz they made with pig rectums
They're at garbage end of the nutritional spectrum
I don’t eat 'em if they pork
I don’t eat 'em if they Kosher
I always swerve them hot dogs when I'm shopping at the grocer
Gobbling dogs should be a criminal misdemeanor
Blowjobs are the only time you should eating wiener
Food fight
I relish the thought
I mustered the courage
To tear your buns up
Food night
You'll never catch up
Now you're in a pickle
You better give up
Eat these Mickey-Ds clowns?
Forget it
The only kinda (wr)rap you good at is lettuce
Bada-bah-bah-bah I ain't lovin it
You hamburgers need help
Go run to your oven mitt
I look like a dildo that a hot woman would strap on
While you look like dog shit that has recently been stepped on
Are you meat motherfucker or a pancake?
Making hamburger is just ruining some damn steak
I’ll assassinate the Burger King gladly
He’s a bitch
That's why they call him burger patty
I'll storm his White Castle
End the lives of all Five Guys
Smash the Burgers and be In-N-Out of there in no time
You know tummies gon' choose me when they famished
I’m a ballpark classic
You a hyped up sammich
Mouths take a single bite and they don't wanna finish
There's a reason that your mascot's named Grimace
I'm a foot long and my flow is red hot
One bite of me and you don't wanna stop
I’m like Cujo that's been dipped in lava
That’s one hot ma-fuckin dog
At the barbecue it's like a hot dog holocaust
Oh my gosh
People gobble me like Kobayashi
But a burger?
The only way folks will take it
Is doubled up and cuddled up beneath a cheese blanket
So swerve burgers whether you're at Trader Joe's or Gelson's
I burned you 'til this meat was murdered
Now this burger's well done
Food fight
I relish the thought
I mustard the courage
To tear your buns up
Food night
You'll never ketchup
Now you're in a pickle
You better give up
Eat it like a cheeseburger
Eat it like a hot dog
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4. |
Turkey Girl
02:19
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You a turkey girl?
Do you wanna get stuffed?
You a turkey girl?
I wanna gobble you up
Dark meat
Light meat
Ooh I think she like me
Eating turkey nightly
Might be appetizing
Breast
Thighs
Legs
Wings
Thankful for these blessings
When she takes off her dress-ings
Yo turkeys are the best things
Hey was this turkey brining?
Cuz it wet before I was dining
Imma eat her secret recipe until I am obese
Cuz she a masterpiece
Dumb thick
Eat it like a drumstick
Ring a dinner bell and know that imma come quick
Ya'll heard that I gobble bird til I’m sleepy
So thankful you let this Pilgrim in your teepee
Put in my thermometer
Ooh I think she done
On turkeys it’s open season
Leftovers for days
Nothing goes to waste
Bastin gravy
Sprayin like mace
I just wanna taste it
I just wanna taste it
Giblets in my face
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5. |
Nuts
02:25
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Peanut gallery, pipe down
I'm fuckin nuts
I'm nuttier than a fruitcake
I mack on dames
That's why they call me macadamia
Insane in the membrane
Schizophrenia
You ain't worth peanuts
Dude I’ll out cashew
I got more green than pistachios
I'll smash you
Like a fresh sheet of peanut brittle
This shit sounds straight out the mental hospital
Now you looking for a payout?
Psssht as if
But I'll put my Peter Pan in yer hand in a Jif
I'm fuckin nuts
My nine drops shells like it's eating peanuts in the cheap seats
I'm fuckin nuts
I don't give a fuck about yer allergies
Ya’ll gon' eat these
I'm fuckin nuts
& mine done broke the jaws of all toy soldiers who tried to bite
I'm fuckin nuts
& I'll eat ya'll assholes raw by the handful every day & every night
I spit hot fire & I roast you
Chestnuts
Snack on my sack 'til you looking like Precious
You a peanut butter junkie
You been gobbling my nuts so long you got chunky
Cuz I'm smooth as silk
You're squeezing on my nuts
Like you're making almond milk
Grinding on my nuts
Like you're tryna make pesto
Sweet like Reese's
Let’s go al fresco
Eat my nuts 'til they make you sick
In a nutshell I'm a fucking lunatic
Watch my nut tree grow
Cuz everybody fucking knows
I'm fuckin nuts
My gat bust caps like an acorn fell out the oak tree
I'm fuckin nuts
& I'm one tough nut to crack
No slack-jawed bloke ever broke me
I'm fuckin nuts
& mine done broke the jaws of all toy soldiers who tried to bite
I'm fuckin nuts
& I'll eat ya'll assholes raw by the handful every day & every night
I'm nuttier than a fruitcake
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6. |
Nashville Hot
01:47
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D Earth in the south
Hot chicken in your mouth
My flow's hotter than a Nashville chicken be
Bringing home the bacon
Cuz I'm smokin like hickory
No trickery
Flier than a chickadee
Metaphorically
Chicks never get sick of me
I'll butter your biscuit
If you kiss my grits
Spit hotter than Prince's
So wear your oven mitts
Cuz I'm on a mission, a master plot
& I'm Nashville hot
Ooh too spicy
But I ain't taking it back
Sippin on that iced tea
Eating baby backs
My greens collared make em hoot and holler
I'm raking dollars while you live in squalor
Your dick is smaller than a nightcrawler
Spittin fire on this shit is like shooting fish in a Cracker Barrel
I mob deep, with 30 to 50 hogs they feral
Fuck with us you in peril
The only bbq you eat is crow like Sheryl
"What if we bought some Western apparel?"
If ya got two boot pairs for the price of one
Ya'll still couldn’t fill mine, son!
I'll butter your biscuit
If you kiss my grits
Spit hotter than Prince's
So wear your oven mitts
Cuz I'm on a mission, a master plot
& I'm Nashville hot
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7. |
Dessert
02:04
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This beat's so sweet
Call it Fruit Loops
Make 'em scream ice cream
Give 'em two scoops
D Earth comes first in the food groups
Give you shit to chew through
Like yo momma used to
Yo it's D Earth
It's time for dessert
Out the freezer
A crowd pleaser
I make yer teeth hurt if you bite me
If you want another, better ask politely
& you know I'm getting seconds
Eat it all again
And I'll savor every flavor
Neapolitan
& you know I'm eating takeout
If you call it in
Ya'll charlatans can't digest me
I make knees shake with my cheesecake
No surprise, you make eyes at my cream pies
& ya'll go nuts for my donuts
Eat 'til ya throw up
Souffle, blow up
Ya'll say please for my cookies
Ya'll get randy for my candy
Ya'll go loco for my fro yo
Swallow my gelato
And my fried dough by the boatload
Ya'll play nice for my shaved ice
My snow cone make the hoes moan
My sorbet's like gourmet foreplay
Holy cannoli
That's amore
Call me Davey Crockett
I remember the a-la-mode
Never past my expiration date
Who you calling old?
Every buffet will one day stop
So enjoy yer brownie sundae with this cherry on top
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